Will You Count Me In?

Thanks to some technical difficulties, this post is up a few days late...




Finally a day at home without anyone staying over. Home suddenly feels a little lonelier here without anyone of the same age to hang around with. Don't get me wrong, there's still the family, but well they're family.

Craze for the PS2 is back for some funny reason. Guess its most probably something we haven't really played in awhile. And what is it with the funny stares that people give me when I told them that I stopped playing DOTA because it was boring? Tiu... right hand on mouse, left hand on keyboard. Choose game title in bnet/blueserver/LAN, talk some cock in chat, game starts. Stares cock at loading screen hoping that it will load a little faster and cursing those who have a slightly slower internet speed. Some stupid chicken crows and the games starts. Host types -ap or in some cases -ar or some other extra commands. Player gets hero, if not satisfied will start pestering other players to swap with them. If ignored, player will get pissed and types -repick. Gets some other random hero, if its a hero player does not know how to play, he'll complain "Oh no! This hero I dunno play! But nvm I try, if lose dun blame me ah.." Players will start moving to lanes after receiving heroes. Around 1.35-1.40 min, a horn starts to blow and creeps start walking out. Farming starts...

10 mins later -
Player ah beng : WTF!! y no1 tel me yellow ms he fuckin bs me jst now....
Player Cb: tiu ownself duno c ah...
Player ah beng : nia sing, u know wat is team work
Player Cb : team work ur lanjiao, u noob say la
Player ah beng : fuck u i noob, i fuckin own u la k
Player Cb : bla bla bla (*forgotten the common insults that used to plague DOTA public games)

Argument goes on and on and on til some other player steps in and asks for a truce from both sides. Game continues.

30 mins later - ( please note that after this little time, players have most probably click the left and right buttons on the mouse well over 500 times )

Player ah beng : come, push mid
Player soh7: okok coming.

Push fails

Player soh7:eh fuck la u c push push push now lose d la sohai noob
Player ah beng: wat sohai noob u fucking noob 2 v 1 u run away go back suck ur mothers pussy la
Player soh7 : whatever la... only know how 2 talk so much cock...
Player ah beng : bla bla (* throws insult back)

By this time, the opponent team will have most probably gotten into the base of their enemy.

20 mins later-

Enemy team has broken all barracks. Players says gg to each other. Some will even add comments like noobz.... boring... sienz... more challenge please... go back home and suck cock la.. and etc... Most often the winning team will boast about how much money they have and how easily they got their "GODLIKE" ITEMS. Losing teams tries to defend by saying they gave chance, bored, don't how to play and etc... After watching either the tree of life or the frozen throne explode, players get a review of everything including how many creeps they killed and denied. Players click end game and returns to channel. Players who lost will try to vent out their anger by joining another game and thus repeating the cycle again. Players who won will most probably do the same thing as their ego tells them that now they can win anyone, thus the cycle repeats again.

Please note that I left out the part of how the players kill each other using their heroes. I find it a very stressful thing to write about because I maybe criticized for insulting their lovely heroes. One thing is for certain, be sure to hear a boast about a kill from the opposing team or teammates. A DOTA game can't be called a DOTA game without one.
( They're some instances where I've met players who don't boast, but they're a minority and that was in the past. )

left + right click for more den 700 times in an hour, exchanging insults and getting emotional at a person who you'll never meet in your life and boasting about items and how you killed an opponents hero in a virtual game. Seems quite fun to me... maybe that's why there's still so many people out there devoting their life to this game. I wish them all the best.
Idiots...


And specially for my babi <3
Goodnight everyone... oh ya.. happy new year... =)